Tuesday, 24 May 2011


moonchild.jpg image by XoSexo

She is beautiful like the goddess of the sea, her hair shines like the star up in the sky, her smile lights up the earth, but nobody knew she possesses all this including her because they never stopped for a second to notice the beauty in her forgetting the tattered cloth, the tangled hair or the bruised skin.

She is a maid at the big mansion andt she has loved Magnus right from the first day she set eyes on him. The sight of him brings joy to her heart and smile on her face. Even though she knows he couldn’t love her, each night she prays for him in the privacy of her maid quarters. She cleans his bed chamber every morning when he isnt there but each day was beautiful because she felt like he was always present, she rubs her hand through the fine silk of his sheets, picks it up and brings it to her nose to smell him, she rubs it lightly on her cheeks and smiles. When she is done cleaning she goes to the kitchen to help prepare his meal because she alone knows exactly what he likes, when he likes and how he likes it.
She serves his meal at the big table where he seat with his warriors and then stand at the Corner of the room to watch him eat. She listens to the deep sound of his voice and the melody of his laughs. She loves him so, but he doesn’t see her. Each night she lays in her bed blocking all memories and worries from her mind letting his thought creep into her heart, she remembers the sound of his laughs which were melody to her ears. She goes on her knee and prays for his good health.
She stands at the corner of her room every morning and she can see his magnificent body each time he goes for his rides on his mighty horse. Such power he possesses. Up there in her room she can see him riding back to the mansion, oh how he handles the animal, with such grace and power. Her eyes travel to his arms staring at the flexing of his muscles and sweat trickling down his magnificent chest.
She leans against the window with her back, “oh God what am I going to do with this feeling in my heart” she whispered to herself. She rushed to the mirror and stared at her image, she ran her hand over her torn gown which she mange to keep clean through series of washing; she brushed her hand through her tangled hair and stare at herself with dismay. Then she knew why he couldn't see her, she is not befitting for his status, she was a mere maid who his father employed to tend to his chores. How can he see her when there her so many beautiful woman around him who would do anything to have him, she doesn’t stand a chance and she knew it. So she kept all her love and desire deep inside her in a safe place where it cannot be touched or seen by anybody and tried all she could to avoid seeing him.
One evening, she finished all her chores and she headed to the maid quarters into her room. She stood by her window and she could see the pond at the far end of the garden which they have been warned not to move close to except clean. She went back to bed but the image of the pond wouldn’t leave her memory, then she decided she’d visit the pond when everybody was asleep. At midnight she slipped out of the maid quarters with the hope she wouldn’t get caught and headed for the pond. She took off her cloth and slipped into the water.
At the far end of the garden was he walking and has he approached, he saw her. Under the rays of the moon her skin so beautiful like nothing he had ever seen before, her hair was glittering like gold, so long, ‘who is she’ he thought. His eyes travelled down and rested on her bosom, he could see water traveling down the spine of her back and he followed it with his eyes. He dint know when he started towards her direction but here he was standing in front of her starring into her eyes and thinking what beautiful eyes she has.
Shock and fear gripped her has she saw the huge body standing in front of her, she had been so deep in thought and enjoying the feel of water on her skin that she dint know when this being got to her. She thought of what to do, she looked up and started to say she was sorry but words died in her mouth because she was starring into the seductive eyes of MAGNUS.
ok gatta stop there fill y'all in later...........ciiiiaaaaooo!!!!!!!

Sunday, 17 April 2011

fashion nah dis or crazyness

ok wetin i like pass hen? na fashion ooo, ummm but let me na analyse nowadays fashion to una. fashion is one of the oldest things, we dont have to learn fashion cos we are born with it and  a few of us connect with that fashion gene in us, while the fashion sense of some people hen,go tire u so te  u go wonder which gene they connect with, mayb nah crazyness.

the good old days when our mama dey talk fashion nah for dem to wear turtle neck, long sleeves blouses and shirts, high waisted skirts and trouser, wear jacket. dem go do silky curly hair, do jerry curls and all those sorts. ummmmm but has civilisation don they come the length of the dresses dey reduce by one inch so te now 1 yard of cloth reach make one person sow for gown o *but no be people like us o wey we dey try manage 12 yards sef  e no reach*. turtle neck reduce go high v-neck con reduce go v-neck den VVVV neck wey b se the two oranges wey God give person nah for show to anybody wey get interest. that one no even pain me, now people cloth no even dey get neck, long sleve reduce to no sleeve. skirt wey if our mama one sow nah fo dem to dey look for 6yrds of material to sow skirt now half a yard don reach people sow skirt ooo.

you go con see girls after dey don dress finish dey no go fit bend down pick anything, they cannot even breath talkless of walk freely. nah  fashion be that or crazyness. umm the new thing now is brazilian, indian and any other IAN hair ooo. some of them no get money wey dem go carry chop o but so far afgahnistan hair dey for dem head they happy.

na so i go out, i see this girl,. her gown nah exactly under her bum in dey, if she bend smalll nah flash news we go see o, immediately i saw her i don dey laf  cos she was so uncomfortable but nah to do biggss girl make her wear the cloth. 

The next thing now nah hair. if u see the kind of hair people they do now *apart from the afganistan hairs* u go fear. u know there are some hair that if u wake up in the middle of the night and u see u go dey speak in tongues and already dey talk *i bind u now in jesus name!! or o u devil be gone from my presence!* u go wake up  go do testimony for church. the one wey i know now nah galax or galaxy i no sabi wey look like fowl head. there are some wey look like se person go hug trasformer, wey hair go dey up like that of ayamatanga, the kind of hair wey pikin wey dem just born wey no gree cry go see and hin go cry so te three days e no go gree stop.

 i have been talkin about ladies since let me now talk about our guys, even though they take fashion easily and most of them jes go simple, there are some when u see them hen u will actuallyl think u are staring at a sane-mad man. some of them thier trousers go start from there knee *lolllll, ok am actually exaggerating God help us! their hair is somthing else entirely.
Anyways na so lagos don do me o..... fashion is now something else o may GOD see u through this crazyness.....

Sunday, 3 April 2011

By is Grace..................

Everyday we go about our business and  sometimes we forget to acknowledge the person who created us. have we for once stopped, and asked ourselves these questions:

Why am i still alive? is it because i did everything right.
Why do i still have my sight? is it because i looked only at the right things.
Why can i still talk or hear? is it because i say and likewise hear only Godly things.
Why can i still walk? is it because i went only to the right places.

Of course not!, of course we are sinners and we never do anything right, we don't hear,see, say or even smell the right things.
the world we live in is full of  temptation and evil but the only reason we are still alive is by his grace, the only reason we can still see,hear, talk or walk is by the mercy of God and not because we did anything right.

I was in church today and i saw a beautiful woman with two luvly kids, she was there with are husband as well, but there she was in a wheelchair passionely listening to the word of God i looked at my self and thought, am i better than she is? am i more righteous than she? but here i was, sitting down because i felt i was too tired to stand up.then a thought came into my head, God gave me these legs, he is the only reason why i still have them, why cant i use it to serve him. i also thought wont this lovely woman give anything to be on her feet just for a split second. And then i knew am not better or more righteous its just by his grace and nothing more.

By his grace we sleep every night and wake up without any problem
By his grace we go out everyday without encountring any problem
By his grace we can still user all of our body parts
By his grace we are still among the living

So everyday when we wake up we should thank the lord for his goodness to us and to our family because without him we are lost.

Wednesday, 30 March 2011

which is more popular? purewater or the blackberry (BB) virus

OK, lets talk about disease and viruses, one of the biggest disease  i know is BB. seriously, BB is officially now a flu that has been exposed to the world and i'd actually think it has a liking for the blacks "nigerians" to be presice.

My very good country nigeria, i'd say and obsessive contry and one of the country that has been infected with the 'BB' virus. sometimes i wonder which is more common BB or purewater. i'd actually think BB wins since the person selling pure water owns a BB.

Every day when i head out in the morning i get into the street and the first thing that greets me is a BB. i can see it, i can literally feel and smell it. you know, there is this thing called BRT which is a trasport system in lagos put in place by our very own Babatunde Raji Fashola(BRF)governor of lagos state. anytime i want to get on the BRT i go get a ticket and funny enough the ticketer owns a BB, i step into the BRT and the ticket collector also own a BB likewise the DRIVER!! for petes sakes who dosent have a BB. Apparently me.rite?

Anyways, after i setteled in, here comes this guy and merely looking at him i knew he needed a wardrobe trasformation, the collar of his shirt was whiter than white and is shirt was not white trust me. few minute later is phone rings and then i saw him bring out a BB! i was appalled i almost poked him to tell him "dude! serioully! u own a BB! damn, u need a new wardrobe! " but i dint. because we are talking about lagos here i might get punched in the face.

Do you know that ladies without BB hardly now get boyfriends nowadays. let me tell u the reason. 'men'dont walk up to ladies and say "excuse me miss can i have your number" they rather say "excuse me miss can i have your pin " seriously! wat happens to those that dont own a BB huh? *sighs* pure water has lost popularity, BB virus has taking over

Even people with the strongest immune system and the most effective white blood cells cannot fight against the BB virus once its contracted. people go crazy with chatting, facebook, twitter and any other thing that can be done with the phone. well its called a smartphone, but funny enough only few smart people own it.

symptoms of a BB virus

anytime u see someone in a vehicle head bent, hands slightly in front of the face, smile plastered on the face, u dont need to ask what the problem is just know the person is carrying the BB virus    

anytime you are in a place and everywhere is quite for one reason or another and suddenly you hear someone laugh out loud, dont bother to ask anything just know the person is carrying the BB virus.

anytime you see ladies and you cant find their phone in their bags, they have the BB virus. funny enough they carry theirs in the hand. these are some of the symtoms i have so far i wil update y'all later......  



you are you, what is love?

oh yes, you do know what love is  but sadly u have no idea what it is.
you that girl who help people to find love, you are that girl who help other people's relationships, you are that girl who help settle fight, you are that girl who understand what the problem is in people's relationship and help to rectify it.

you sure know everything there is to know about love but love is that thing that gets u clueless. what is love?

you are she who never even had a boyfriend, lets talk less of a french kiss.you have questions in your head like.....

what do they mean when they talk about butterflies in their stomach?
surely no kiss can bring that. what do they mean when they talk of heat or passion? surely no touch can bring that.

there are a lot of boys but none u feel anything for, all you have is your imagination which keeps you company and help you get through each day.

what is love? you wonder.....
how do you know?
what do you feel?

this are questions you have going through your head, well sadly i dnt have answers to them, and in due time faith and destiny will answer they question YOU AND LOVE